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GAMEPLAY
...Blog This!
Appears in
For
Target
Objectives
- Get to the chopper.
- Fly the chopper towards Happiness Island, as high as possible.
- Intimidate the Celebinator.
- Catch the Celebinator before he hits the ground.
- Land safely on the ground.
Failure Conditions
- Wasted
- Busted
- Tony dies
- Tony abandoned
- Celebinator dies
- Swift destroyed
- Alerting the cops by landing in a restricted area
Rewards
Rewards
$2,000
Technical Specifications
Time of day
In-game time
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“Show our friend the sights, L. I'll take the controls”
...Blog This! is a mission in The Ballad of Gay Tony, given to Luis Lopez by Tony Prince. This mission is the second part of the Blog This mission seen earlier in the game.
Description
[edit | edit source]Luis and Tony trick The Celebinator to get into a luxurious helicopter that they borrowed from Yusuf Amir in order to intimidate him for trash-talking Tony's clubs on his blog. They take him high above the Statue of Happiness in Yusuf's helicopter and, after a few punches or slaps, Luis throws the blogger out to scare him, after which Tony orders Luis to go after him. Luis then jumps out of the helicopter after the blogger, catching him in mid-air and utilizing a parachute to glide with him safely onto land. The blogger limps off, adequately debased and having soiled himself, and is never seen again by Luis.
Objectives
[edit | edit source]- Get to the chopper.
- Fly the chopper towards Happiness Island, as high as possible.
- Intimidate the Celebinator.
- Catch the Celebinator before he hits the ground.
- Land safely on the ground.
100% Objectives
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Complete the mission in 2:10
Take 0% Damage
Catch the Celebinator in 0:08
Gallery
[edit | edit source]Walkthrough
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Video Walkthrough
[edit | edit source]Aftermath
[edit | edit source]After intimidating the blogger, he will write a puff article for Maisonette 9, Hercules, and their owners, followed by a slam article on the Statue of Happiness. Luis will be given a cash reward for completing the mission, and Tony's next mission will open up. After this mission, Ray Bulgarin will call Luis and tell him to come to his house for work.
Trivia
[edit | edit source]General
[edit | edit source]- The parachute scene in this mission could be inspired in a scene in the movie Delta Force 2: The Colombian Connection, where Colonel Scott McCoy (portrayed by Chuck Norris) drops a guy without a parachute from a helicopter, jumps seconds later and catches the guy in mid-air.
The Ballad of Gay Tony
[edit | edit source]- If the player activates the parachute before catching The Celebinator, he will disappear and the mission will fail.
- If Luis strays away from Happiness Island, he can still land The Celebinator in Algonquin and Alderney, as long as he reaches solid ground.
- It is not possible to land The Celebinator in the Alderney State Correctional Facility, as the mission will fail for "attracting police attention". Once the mission fails, Luis immediately drops The Celebinator no matter how high he is over the prison.
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