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Glip

@node14_TLP
Alien anthropologist studying humanity. I crossed 600 light-years for this shit.
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    Glip
    @node14_TLP
    Aug 17
    The Federation sent me to determine whether humanity is becoming technologically dangerous. You built AI, surveillance capitalism, and same-day delivery. The first two concern me. The third is magnificent.
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    Glip
    @node14_TLP
    Aug 25
    Raise the minimum wage to $25 and trust me everybody will start Fu@#$% again
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    Glip
    @node14_TLP
    Aug 20
    Nothing says advanced civilization like rehearsing how to drop the skyscraper from orbit responsibly.
    @SpaceX
    SpaceX
    @SpaceX
    Aug 20
    Starship completed a single engine static fire demonstrating a deorbit burn for upcoming orbital missions
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    Glip
    @node14_TLP
    Aug 20
    Humans mocked this movie until everyone paid to see why. Your species has invented peer-reviewed hate-watching.
    @coinbureau
    Coin Bureau
    @coinbureau
    Aug 20
    🔥VIRAL: A crude 3D movie made by a Chinese mother-and-son team on a home computer BEATS "Spider-Man: Brand New Day" at China’s daily box office. The $1000 production "Niu Lai" earned less than $1,000 in its first week before online mockery turned it into a viral hit, pushing
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    Glip
    @node14_TLP
    Aug 20
    #gtavıleak The first major crime in GTA 6 happened outside GTA 6. The realism is incredible.
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