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Mike Drucker

@MikeDrucker
Emmy-nominated writer and comedian. My book, GOOD GAME; NO REMATCH available now. Newsletter: tinyurl.com/ytjvhjsb Email: mikedruckerisdead @ gmail .com
New York, NY
Joined November 2008
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    Mike Drucker
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    May 5
    UNITED KINGDOM! I’m bringing my bad video game show SHIT ARCADE to Edinburgh Fringe! 5-12, 23-30 August at 10:30 pm at the @Gildedballoon Teviot Dining Room. Comedians from all over the world play terrible video games for your amusement! TICKETS:
    Shit Arcade
    From tickets.gildedballoon.co.uk
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    If you're still in Edinburgh, our last show is tonight. We're really gonna go weird with this one because FUCK IT, WE ARE ALMOST DONE. @Gildedballoon Teviot Dining Room 10:30 pm
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    Mike Drucker
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    Aug 30
    Yes, that’s why Magic: The Gathering tournaments at card shops are famously big old fuck parties
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    Aug 29
    Some men are skipping showers before dates to embrace a new trend called “pheromone-maxxing," hoping their natural scent will make them more attractive. But experts say the science behind the dating strategy is far from settled: "There is no evidence of a consistent and strong
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    Aug 30
    Social media is funny because people will write press releases about themselves being bad at sex
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    Aug 29
    Females get a lil wax & automatically think pussy go in your mouth 😒
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    Mike Drucker
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    Aug 30
    You always had to befriend the worst kid on your block to play this game
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    Aug 29
    Crossfire Commercial 📺 (1991)
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