Whatheage

Terrible everything is wrong with Alone in the Dark: Illumination it feels like its from 90's but even with that its a obsolete game! wasted my money

Back in the day i used to enjoy the game since 1.8 beta came out i stopped playing due game becoming not typical build/cooperating game now its all about hunger games and other things that makes the game very unsatisfying

Its fun really short in one side music arent so good as before, still nice to play once a while one problem is that its expensive and second that image its haves a E rating so basicly you're 7 and you see parappa and pj doing Gay things while sunny dad and parappa dad is watching them its gross next up is stage 7 slurp it **** i know you gonna like it.. Pretty Fun but weird and sexual at same time!

60$ wasnt worth it, The game is short, references are good but some stuff makes me sad like forced to be **** go in someones butthole overloaded poop jokes that are useless millions of needless secret well the game isnt fun but i guess its mediocre?

Worst thing ever seen my eyes are watering from this game they are just a quick way to earn money you make shtty game and you get loads of cash in christmas.

Great game, Heres what i think PROS: Fun finding all the gags wasps and etc Many Diffrent cars Hidden Goodies Exploring springfield Okay Graphics CONS: Repetitive missions Repetitive maps Level 7 Is really small Bugs like jumping on someone head leaves you shaking Overall my score would be 86

Its really bad same crap as 2 both are boring you will never experience the classics that are very fun this is totaly worse than average serious sam can be rather go and play some old school