If you like your women as strong as the mountain, but also as cute as can be, then Dasha might be the dateable for you. Date Everything! has a myriad of strong women to date, but Dasha is special.

Much like Kopi, Dasha will have you answer several questions while you date her, which will determine your eventual outcome. Dasha is unique in that her questions will all pertain to the practice dates you'll go on.

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While she isn't one of the weirdest dateables in the game, she certainly is one of the cutest. Since she's a little different, each section of this guide will pertain to one of the dates you go on with her.

Dasha Location

Date Everything Dasha Location

You can find Dasha in your office, the place where you begin the game. I recommend doing the back part of the desk, as there are a few other dateables around and on the desk.

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Stay away from the drawers and the papers on the desk, since those are two other dateables. Dasha is a big, strong lady, so she holds up a lot of things.

How to Romance, Befriend, or Make Enemies with Dasha

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As I said earlier, Dasha can be romanced by completing her practice dates. If you're more interested in making an enemy of Dasha, you'll need to do the dates anyway.

Each date will take place at a different imaginary location that you can pick. Dasha will ask a few questions after she sets the scene, and it'll be up to you to decide how to answer.

You can do the dates in any order you'd like with no issues.

Introduction Date

When you first speak to Dasha, you'll need to get some introductions out of the way. After a few minutes, she'll jump right into teaching you how to pick up women at a bar.

Each question seems to have a bad, good, and best answer. In the table, you'll find which is which.

Dasha Questions

Your Response

You wish to impress me. How do you get my attention?

Crush my head between your thighs like a watermelon, mama. (Worst)

Nice muscles. Can you pick me up? (Good)

Would you mind sharing your lifting regimen? (Best)

Now the question is... will you know what to be doing with this number?

I tear it into pieces and throw it at you like so much confetti. (Worst)

I carefully fold it and put it into my pocket, then call you after a reasonable amount of time. (Best)

I call you right away. (Good)

This is pretty simple, but she'll give you some leeway since it's your first time. She'll get a bit flustered, but she'll almost always tell you to come back tomorrow.

Bowling Alley Practice Date

Date Everything Dasha Bowling Alley Date

First up is a cute little bowling alley date. It might be a little basic and boring, but with Dasha, it'll be enjoyable.

Below you'll find the answers to her questions on the bowling alley date:

Dasha Questions

Your Response

What will you do?

I look down at your feet, then loudly ask the clerk for the largest size they have. (Worst)

I plug my ears to give you privacy as you tell the clerk your shoe size. (Good)

I nod at you, allowing you to go first. (Best)

What do you put for our names?

Our initials. (Good)

B U T T and A S S. (Worst)

A cute nickname for each of us. (Best)

How do you react?

I high five you. (Good)

I dip you and plant a toe-curling kiss on your lips. (Best)

I scream 'in your face, loser!' and smash a bowling ball through the monitor. (Worst)

After you've completed your date, Dasha will send you off until the next date.

Restaurant Practice Date

Date Everything Dasha Restaurant Date

Your restaurant date is very cute and much more traditional. It's basically just a scene ripped from a movie, a la Lady and the Tramp.

Dasha Questions

Your Response

Here we are. Shall we share appetizer, dear date?

I don't share food. (Worst)

Hell yeah, that's the best part. (Good)

That pretty smile is all the appetizer I need. (Best)

What do you do next?

I take your baked potato while you're distracted. (Worst)

I ask if you'd like to try some of my pasta. (Best)

I tell the waiter it's your birthday. (Good)

What do you do?

I already paid the bill while you were in the bathroom. (Good)

Challenge you to an arm-wrestling match for it. (Best)

I beg you to pay it with tears in my eyes. (Worst)

These questions should be a bit more of what you'd expect, but of course, it wouldn't be any fun without a twist. Don't worry, the results you'll get from your last answer are intentional.

After Dasha has gotten a little competitive with you, she'll apologize and have you leave while she dies of embarrassment. You'll come back the next day for your final practice date.

Strip Club Practice Date

Date Everything Dasha Strip Club Date

This is arguably one of the weirdest dateable quests you'll go on. Dasha will tell you that she's open-minded, but I don't know if I'd take a date to the strip club.

Dasha Questions

Your Response

What do you do first?

Order us a round of wings. (Good)

Steal some drinks from a nearby table. (Worst)

Ask the dancers what they recommend to start. (Best)

What do you do?

I ask if you'd like me to buy you a dance. (Good)

I lean in and tell you you're the most beautiful desk here. (Best)

I jump up on stage and give the club an exclusive one-night only performance. (Worst)

What do you do when it is done?

I tip her generously and thank her. (Best)

I lean in and ask you if you'd like to get out of here. (Good)

I hand her an AppleKeys gift card I found in my pocket. It contains $4.50. (Worst)

She'll ask some interesting questions for this one, so make sure you pick what works best for you. You might even actually learn something from this strange practice date.

Final Conversation

Date Everything Dasha Final Conversation

In this one, she'll bring up the end of a date and how you should seal the deal. You have an opportunity to save yourself in this conversation if you've made any mistakes up to now.

Dasha Questions

Your Response

What do you do now?

I tell you to hurry up and get out 'cause my show is about to come on. (Worst)

I walk you to your door to say good night properly. (Best)

I wait until you've made it safely inside before I drive away. (Good)

What do you do?

I give you a warm hug and bid you good night. (Good)

I tell you to hurry up and get inside already. (Worst)

I give you a kiss that curls your toes and steals the breath from your lungs. (Best)

What will you do now?

I ask you if you'd like to go to bed. (Good)

I put my feet up on your coffee table and tell you to bring me a beer. (Worst)

I ask you if you'd like to watch a movie and cuddle. (Best)

Once you've answered all her questions, she'll need some time to figure out her feelings. The next time you talk, you'll get one of the endings, and you'll be stuck with it.

Dasha can also link up with Abel if you've spoken to him. They have their own unique ending together if that's something you're interested in.

Dasha Love/Friendship Path

Date Everything Dasha Love Path

Dasha will pretty much lock you into this path if you answer all of her questions correctly, but still choosing wrong at the end can result in getting a friendship ending over getting the choice between love and friendship.

If you've chosen all the best answers to her questions, she'll give you the choice between a love ending and a friendship ending.

Dasha Hate Path

Date Everything Dasha Hate Path

Getting Dasha to hate you is simple if you pick all the worst options for her questions. It isn't that difficult, since the wrong answers are mostly obvious.

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You'll have to go through all the conversations, as Dasha is an open-minded lady who believes in second chances. As long as you follow the guide for the worst choices, you should get this ending easily.

Dasha Collectibles

Date Everything Dasha Collectibles

Dasha only has three collectibles, all of which can be obtained from her dates. You can't miss any of these, since even if you want the hate ending, you'll have to go through all the dates.

Dasha is just one of the many great dateables in this dating sim. Date Everything is a great indie game that everyone should give a chance.

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The best Playboy (dust) Bunny around

Dating Sim
Simulation
Comedy
Systems
Top Critic Avg: 80/100 Critics Rec: 85%
Released
June 17, 2025
ESRB
Mature 17+ / Drug Reference, Partial Nudity, Sexual Themes, Strong Language
Developer(s)
Sassy Chap Games
Publisher(s)
Team17
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WHERE TO PLAY

DIGITAL

Genre(s)
Dating Sim, Simulation, Comedy