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  1. is forcing me to pay for something I do not want. Cannot return a car a day early because of their contract screwup.

  2. Trying to return car one day early. Dropoff location is closed and it cannot be returned to another location :(

  3. Getting settled into new apartment. Netflix and Pandora both streaming.

  4. Look at life through the windshield, not the rear view mirror. -Byrd Baggett

  5. OH: : Well I'm not giving you a high five anymore, I don't want to slap your girlfriend.

  6. Want to learn more about UI automation? Join me and in Kilimanjaro at 3:45!

  7. New details on Functional Test Automation Smackdown in Eventboard now! Join me, , and at 3:45 in Kilimanjaro

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