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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 102.5 hrs on record
Posted: Apr 17 @ 6:16am
Updated: Apr 17 @ 6:40am

Early Access Review
请勿使用机器人自动回复——这是一起关于《杀戮尖塔2》的抢先体验欺诈投诉,要求人工审核并执行全额退款,无视游戏时长。
尊敬的 Steam 客服人员,

我要求由一位真人客服对本次退款申请进行人工复核。我知道你们后台会显示我的游戏时长远超两小时,但请不要用一套标准的机器人话术来搪塞我。请务必读完以下内容,因为这关乎一个核心原则:抢先体验不是开发组进行“诱饵调包”的免死金牌。

我购买《杀戮尖塔2》是基于对 Mega Crit 过往声誉的信任,以及该游戏在最初抢先体验发布阶段所展现出的、那套令人上瘾且策略深度充沛的玩法。我购买的是那个游戏。

然而,最近推出的[虚构具体版本号,如:先驱者补丁]更新,已经构成实质性的商业欺诈。开发组没有在“完善”游戏,而是在傲慢地摧毁游戏。他们以一种极度恶心的“教玩家打牌”的姿态,将我曾经投入上百小时研究的核心流派(例如:[虚构卡牌名]力敏双修贼)直接一刀切砍成了残废。现在的平衡性调整根本不是为了让游戏更好玩,而是为了满足设计师那点可怜的控制欲,强迫所有玩家只能按照他们新写好的剧本爬塔。

这不再是我付费支持的抢先体验产品,这是一个被傲慢摧毁的、陌生的半成品。我对于在这款游戏上投入的任何一分钟时间都感到生理性的反胃。

我的诉求非常明确:
如果这就是《杀戮尖塔2》未来的开发方向,那么我在此郑重要求无视游玩时长限制,给予我全额退款。请把这笔退款看作是对开发组这种“破坏性更新”和“诱饵调包”行为的唯一有效惩罚。

我不接受任何形式的“未来会改好”的承诺。请执行退款操作。



Subject: DO NOT AUTO-REJECT - Bait-and-Switch EA Fraud Regarding Slay the Spire 2 - Requesting Manual Review and Full Refund (Ignore Playtime)

Reason for Refund / Detailed Complaint:

Dear Steam Support Team,
I am demanding that a human being review this request manually. Do not let the automated system close this ticket just because the playtime exceeds two hours. Read what follows carefully, because this is about principle: Early Access is not a "Get Out of Jail Free" card for bait-and-switch development.

I paid for Slay the Spire 2 based on the trust in Mega Crit's legacy and the incredibly addictive, strategically deep gameplay presented at the initial Early Access launch window. That is the product I purchased.

The recent patch [Insert Fictional Patch Name, e.g., The Harbinger Update] constitutes commercial fraud. The developers are not "iterating"; they are arrogantly eviscerating the game. With a disgusting, condescending attitude of "teaching the player how to have fun," they have completely gutted the core archetypes I spent hundreds of hours mastering. The current balance philosophy is not about making the game better—it is a tyranny of the design ego, forcing everyone down a single, narrow, and frankly boring path dictated by the latest patch notes.

This is no longer the Early Access title I supported financially. This is a hostile, gutted shell of what was promised. I am genuinely nauseated by every minute I have spent with this build of the game.

My Demand:
If this is the vision for the future of Slay the Spire 2, then I demand a full refund of the purchase price, with no regard for my current playtime. Consider this a withdrawal of my investment in a project that has engaged in a classic bait-and-switch.

I will not accept platitudes about "future improvements." Process the refund.
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Apr 17 @ 1:51pm 
102 hours on record. Demands refund. Entitled man child.