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A photo of worm on a string earrings I took about 4 years ago. And now you get to see it

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📌 Favourite Posts

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IndieWeb Book Club: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency

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I'm hosting the IndieWeb Book Club for next month. I've picked the first fiction book so far: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency by Douglas Adams.

Wikipedia | OpenLibrary

What do a dead cat, a computer whiz-kid, an electric monk who believes the world is pink, quantum mechanics, a chronologist more than 200 years old, Samual Taylor Coleridge (poet), and pizza have in common?

Apparently, not much… until Dirk Gently, self-styled private investigator, sets out to prove the fundamental interconnectedness of all things by solving a mysterious murder, assisting a mysterious professor, unravelling a mysterious mystery, and eating a lot of pizza — not to mention saving the entire human race from extinction along the way (at no extra charge).

To find out more, read this book (better still, buy it then read it) — or contact Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency

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Running my first fanzine

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Share of Doctor Who fanzine: In All But Name

Last year for Doctor Who's birthday (23.11.1963, for the uninitiated) I uploaded a fanzine I'd organized to the internet archive. The PDF is in DIN A4 format and has 100 pages, with fanworks from 30ish people. The journey there began almost a year before, in December 2024.

I have to give a huge shoutout to the other people who helped me organize the zine, but specifically to ivq for giving me so much info on planning and communication!!

Proust's questionnaire

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I saw Proust’s questionnaire on James' Blog and I thought I should try it out.

Funnily enough I got Proust's "In Search of Lost Time" as audiobook CDs for my birthday, because I thought it was funny that there was actually an audiobook. It's 7 days long, btw.

pointing at the box of CDs on my drawer

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Doctor Mario say: You were diagnosed with gay Get a computer now! Peace now! Google Chrome is evil Internet explorer to Google Chrome. Same shit different asshole delete chrome! Get mandatory Internet explorer World Wide Web, connecting people since 1991 blurry text that reads 'this site is best viewed in focus' I'm no diva lynx friendly Linux Mint CSS is awesome Death Positive, Pro Death, Death approved Eat Glue Somewhere out there Sonic is crying. Pink sonic says: I look so gay. Don't recolor! trans rights but it's misspelled Mozilla Firefox browser archive.org logo followed by the word preserve The Truth is out there, I just forgot the URL Pride Now! The button is designed like those that tell you to download a program and in the bottom right corner is says version 3.0 What the hell is vi/vim? are those your pronouns o kama sona toki pona. this means 'learn toki pona' in the language toki pona you're telling me a queer coded this? Indie Web now! Internet Privacy Now! Tested on Firefox Web pi Trans Right now! graphic design is my passion Free Music I support right to repair powered by debian Kris where the fuck are we. (it's Susie and Kris from Deltarune) Happy new year 1997. powered by nginx anime is gay as hell, but I approve. Trans your gender Parental DuckDuckGo this website sucks! Ralsei Deltarune smoking a fat blunt fucking webmaster I like computer I hate Macintosh i dream in html believe in the radical power of friendship paywalls gatekeep knowledge HTML energy Nett Hier. Aber waren Sie schon mal in Café Aqua? Hamster running in its wheel. Website powered by this little guy Jelly Thunderbird. free your inbox this website is gay Bad HTML Markup VLC media player NOT hosted on Cloudflare Microspan Inquisition Expecter. Microsoft Internet Exploder. the logo explodes in the gif octothorpes qBittorrent: don't forget to seed librewolf user small web Kagi search

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Deeps Space Nine Sci-Fi Fanatic Water Drinker Chat Addict Pride is not being afraid of who you are Save the earth Over the Rainbow I love reading Lemon Demon I love cheese freaks and geeks forever! I was writing you a letter in my mind, and during the process i began to dream of webdesign so when it came to writing PS I love you I wrote CSS I love you instead... after that i CSSes some roll over buttons. Well CSS is pretty awesome! I never solved Rubix Cube I think in HTML Tags I block ads! Twitter: I hate this place Oingo Boingo Reach for the stars Crash real life computer glitch The Smiths fake gamer Ask me about Doctor Who
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A World without the Pain of Death

i woke from dream, cried, short of breath:
what nightmare in my own desire -
a world without the pain of death
where no man fears he will expire.

The earth was dry as blocks of sand,
a lifeless heap we couldn't know
and not one leaf would grace this land
without the kiss of nature's flow;

Where death did not exist in theory
life as we know it was not found
and every body that stood near me
seemed to be yearning for the ground;

Where none had ever died before
no worm could feast on sustenance,
no seeds could spring out of the floor,
no thing could start, where no thing ends.

The earth was such a dreary place -
no laughter came from people's lips
walking forever through the maze
and dreaming of apocalypse.

Despite it all they cherished living
and I suppose we'd never see
the ailments that can be forgiven;
no matter what, man wants to be.

They couldn't know for what they're yearning
and hungry in the inner eye
are things of which they're never learning:
What privilege it is to die.