Arseless Chaps – Damian Cowell and Tony Martin. It’s a TISM front man and comedy icon’s electrobanger duo.
ARSELESS CHAPS ARE PERFORMING TWO SHOWS THIS APRIL:
12th April – Crowbar, Sydney
13th April – Howler, Melbourne
Tickets on sale Thursday 30th Jan 11am AEDT
In the grand tradition of Groove Armada, Daft Punk, The Presets and Barlow and Chambers, Damian Cowell – the guy who pretends to be the singer of TISM – and comedy royalty Tony Martin knob twiddle their way into your nervous system.
They bumped into each other in Damian Cowell’s Disco Machine and Tony Martin’s Sizzletown, and now the world’s oldest ravers are colliding in a full-on electroclash. What can you expect from brains that gave you TISM, The Late Show, Martin Molloy and Get This? Beatz with a ‘Z’ plus reprehensibly flippant lyrics about life’s terrors.
Like two lawn bowlers wandering into a bush doof, Cowell and Martin sing, dance, do that widdly thing on their cheap synths, and embody the ancient philosophy of Fosagawi – full of shit and getting away with it. Make sure you’re sorted for Es, Wizz and Metamucil.
Source: Arseless Chaps (Damian Cowell & Tony Martin) | DRW Entertainment
Twinkle Digitz

There is something strange about a Twinkle Digitz concert. Structurally, he plays roughly the same tracks each time, most of which make up the self-titled album, but it still always feels fresh and new. (Sadly, Tina Turner has dropped off the set list.) In part I wonder if I am drawn in by the chaos of watching one artist jug so many moving pieces?
There are moments where Twinkle Digitz seems to get carried away into another place, maybe it is playing a solo or doing a boogie, only to realise that he needs to trigger this or play that. The other part of the chaos is that each time I have seen Twinkle Digitz (Corner 2021, Thornbury Local 2023, Corner Hotel 2023), there is something added to the show, whether it be change to the setup or an added prop. For example, this was the first show where visuals were used, a video projected at the back of the stage. This was a blend of patterns, eighties classics and snippets from his own video clips, all timed to perfection, sort of.
In addition to the visuals, the setup seems to continue to evolve. The latest addition was the Stylophone Theramin. This was used to add random wofts of wonder to the songs. Here I am reminded of something Clay Shirky wrote about workflows:
At the end of every year, I junk a lot of perfectly good habits in favor of awkward new ones.
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Some of those changes stick, most don’t, but since every tool switch involves a period of disorientation and sub-optimal use, I have to make myself be willing to bang around with things I don’t understand until I do understand them. This is the opposite of a dream setup; the thing I can least afford is to get things working so perfectly that I don’t notice what’s changing in the environment anymore.
Source: Uses This – Clay Shirky
I presume that the core midi is maintained in a DAW (Ableton?) on the laptop, so he does not necessarily need to completely reprogram things. However, any addition seems prone to throw the balance (and feedback). I remember a few years ago, Twinkle Digitz posted a video of his synth workout – synth squats, guitar lunges and pianola presses. However, as always, I was left exhausted keeping up with the moving parts and think that there is something to be said about this being a workout.
Arseless Chaps

In an interview on the BBC Bookclub show, John Banville spoke about the act of writing another book as a fix for the previous failures.
I know there are failures on every page and I am tormented by that. That is why I write another book, so that I can get it right.
Source: Bookclub – John Banville by BBC Radio 4
I get the feeling there is an element of this with Damian Cowell. Like Damon Albarn, I would argue that Cowell suffers from ‘creativity as a condition‘, a solace to the world’s malaise, a balm for teenage rejection maybe? Unlike Twinkle Digitz, the four concerts I have seen featuring Cowell have all been different. Yes there is cross-over, such as tracks like S Club and KylieTISM. However, all the concerts have all been somewhat unique. The latest guise is the Arseless Chaps (originally the moniker for a Triple R radio show the two did ten years ago), which features Damian and Tony Martin taking up the whole stage. Gone was the Disco Machine and in its place was Cowell and a multi-layered workstation, tweaking this, playing that. I had thought that Tony might have been given responsibility to trigger this or click that, but other than a random interlude tinkling at the keys or the Casio VL, he was left to singing, talking and dancing.
With this stripped back setup came a different approach to song craft. With the new tracks, Barbed Wire Canoe, Nosferatu, Tones and I and Fosagawi, it felt like there was more storytelling. In an interview with Tyler Jenke on the Trusty Chords podcast, Cowell spoke about Martin’s addition to the new music in the form of monologues. I think that maybe the change is not storytelling through song, but the means of going about it. Talking about the idea of a perfect pop songs with Jenke, Cowell talks about “every bit is as good as the last bit”. I feel that the newer music builds on this idea to really flesh things out. Yes there are the hooks, but they are never to the detriment of other elements.
Interestingly, Cowell quipped that he now knows what band he wants to be in. I presumed that this may have been in reference to the recent TISM reunion. However, I could not help but feel it was in reference to the old Disco Machine band as well. Some of whom were their themselves. The last time I saw Cowell perform as ‘damiancowell’ it still felt like a Disco Machine show, just in white. Having only Cowell and Martin on stage clearly differentiates from this. With Jenke, Cowell talks about “finally being me … doing me best, creating the whole sound myself.” I wonder if we always feel that we miss what we do not have. A part of me missed the presence of the rest of the band – I will never forget that feeling when the band all kicked into (Here Comes The) Disco Machine – although there is a sad modern reality associated with having a large band. (“Two band members equals one hotel room.”) I wonder then if it is as much that he now knows the makeup of the band he wants to be in? However, it must be said, the slimmed down setup provided its own affordances, such as allowing for the full use of the visuals. This takes ‘Cowell as auteur’ to a new level.
The set started with a joke about the world’s oldest ravers. This and Cowell’s comment about returning to electronic music had me thinking about a comment from Dylan Jones’ book on the music that made the Eighties and the longevity of dance music:
“The dance revolution sparked by acid house continues to this day, as electronic beats remain the driving force of the music industry, and of pop music in general. Mark Moore was there at the outset, and. he talks about those days without a hint of ennui.
‘Acid house probably had far more of an impact than a lot of other youth cultures,’ he says, as if repeating a catechism, ‘but the problem is most of the other ones had better looks. So whenever someone does an exhibition or a book, this period never comes out of it as well as the others. Punk, glam, hip-hop, New Romantics, they all look so much more interesting, even if they only burned for a few years. Culturally the impact of acid house is huge because we’re still feeling it now, because most music these days is dance orientated, and it all started back then in the late eighties. There was also no manifesto. Most youth cultures have unwritten manifestos, but we didn’t have one, other than loving your neighbour.”
Source: Shiny and New by Dylan Jones
NOTE on the Howler: I am not sure if I am getting old, am boring, or something else, but I really like a gig that finishes at 9, rather than start then.