Arseless Chaps – Damian Cowell and Tony Martin. It’s a TISM front man and comedy icon’s electrobanger duo.
In the grand tradition of Groove Armada, Daft Punk, The Presets and Barlow and Chambers, Damian Cowell – the guy who pretends to be the singer of TISM – and comedy royalty Tony Martin knob twiddle their way into your nervous system.
Like two lawn bowlers wandering into a bush doof, Cowell and Martin sing, dance, do that widdly thing on their cheap synths, and embody the ancient philosophy of Fosagawi – full of shit and getting away with it. Make sure you’re sorted for Es, Wizz and Metamucil.
ARSELESS CHAPS – THE TRUMPET OF PAINFUL TWATS TOUR Tickets at John Curtin Hotel (Carlton, VIC) on Friday, 8 August 2025
While discussing In Waves, Jamie xx reflected upon the place of dance music as being akin to going back to church:
I think that’s what dance music has always been about. It’s kind of like it’s the first form of communication. It’s basically like church, isn’t it? That’s how we communicated before we could speak.
Source: Jamie Xx Talks ‘Life’ and Getting the Band Back Together | Capital Dance (YouTube)
I feel a certain sense of connection and communication when attending a Damian Cowell gig. Having said this, I wonder if everyone comes expecting their own version of Cowell? For me, there is a strange sense of nostalgia.
I am sure some people come wanting more TISM. In a recent podcast, the interviewer had little idea that Cowell had even recorded any music outside TISM. Although Cowell dropped a few TISM tracks, such as ‘I Shit Me’ and ‘Kylie-TISM’, this did not feel like a TISM gig. (I presume that Cowell does not thank his wife at TISM gigs?)
Personally, I find myself longing for a return to the Disco Machine and the full band sound. That has gone. Although quite a few Disco Machine songs remain, such as ‘You Asked, We Listened’ and ‘Where the Fuck’s the Venga Bus?’, they are not quite the same without the usual backing vocals.
Cowell has spoken about how only having two members in the band makes it easier logistically. However, I also wonder if it also reflects the challenge of finding space for an eight piece band, let alone managing the volume that comes with that in a venue like the Curtin Hotel? In addition to this, Arseless Chaps truly feels like a collaboration. No longer does Tony Martin ‘feature’, in many of the songs he is now very much up front driving the songs, such as ‘Pong’ and ‘Barb Wire Canoe’. All in all, these maybe the sacrifices required with regards to continuing to play music or maybe the right medium for the particular set of songs?
I wonder if there is an element of this to Twinkle Digitz too, who again played support. When you are a one-man band, I imagine that there are less restrictions with regards to rehearsing and so forth.
With regards to Twinkle Digitz, it was interesting to compare the contrast with the crowd to that at the album lunch. Although, some of the fanfare was gone, he still had the extended setup, including keytar, with some extended licks, such as the theme from The Bill even with the key change, as well as his own take on the the theme to Tony Martin’s Sizzletown. I am hoping that any new music really makes the most of the keytar.